11 March 2010


Dear reader, I would like to make you aware of a very serious and debilitating disease known as Cartocacoethes.  It begins as a simple enjoyment of maps (occurring simply in the ocular cavity) but eventually it spreads through a person's mind (manifesting itself as an uncontrollable itch to see maps everywhere).  In the final stages the body actually begins to resemble a map (as in Geographic tongue [pictured] ).  Unfortunately, it is a terminal disease, but luckily its a pleasurable way to go!

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